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David Pogue 談音樂大戰
David Pogue on the music wars

講者:David Pogue
2007年3月演講,2008年1月在TED上線
 
翻譯:                劉契良
編輯:                洪曉慧
簡繁轉換:            陳盈
後制:                劉契良
字幕影片後制:        謝旻均
 
 
 
 
關於這場演講:
 
紐約時報科技專欄作家 David Pogue 演出一場關於iTunes 及下載戰爭的諷刺自創歌曲,取材自 Sonny、雪兒及 Village People 等樂團的曲目。
 
關於 David Pogue:
 
David Pogue 是紐約時報科技專欄作家及獲艾美獎肯定的 CBS 新聞科技記者。他曾參與撰寫全球熱賣的「傻瓜指南」系列,並擁有自己的「Missing Manual」叢書。
 
為何要聽他演講:
 
該買哪款手機?軟體?望遠鏡相機是必備或只不過是新鮮好玩而已?隨著發表週期的縮短及新奇玩意兒不斷推陳出新,人們對於產品是否值得購買感到無所適從,但 David Pogue 永不疲憊的探索著每天推出的嶄新科技,代我們仔細地研究了所有選項。

苦笑著忍受長時安裝、永遠轉接中的客服、無止境的備份當機、升級及下載,然後 Pogue 透過自己的專欄、上電視節目及撰寫指南叢書向我們提出建議,而他的報告總是包含可靠的見解、幽默感及很難不注意到的有趣雙關語。除此之外,他還會用唱歌來表達!
 
David Pogue 的英文網上資料:
 
部落格:Pogue's Posts 
紐約時報:專欄 
Wikipedia:David Pogue 
 
 
[TED科技娛樂設計]
已有中譯字幕的TED影片目錄(繁體)(簡體)。請注意繁簡目錄是不一樣的。
 
 
女士先生們,以下是網路音樂與電視歷史的三分鐘歡唱版本,TED 集錦,TEDley!
 
♫週六晚上九點♫
♫唱片行已停止營業♫
♫我打開熟悉的 iTunes 線上音樂♫
♫馬上有了歸屬感♫
♫因為 Steve Jobs 會找出一首我愛的歌♫
♫最帥的是只要付一塊錢♫
♫我只要鍵入搜尋就有了專輯名稱♫
♫身上只穿著我的可愛睡衣及酷襪♫
♫來首曲子吧,音樂人♫
♫我的 iPod 還有 10G可以裝歌♫
♫我們確實想要更高的相容性♫
♫但 Steve 更熱衷於主導全局♫
♫聽說昨晚的《慾望師奶》很讚♫
♫但我的魚都臭酸了(雙關:呼應影集)♫
♫我扔掉快餐後心想,「沒關係」♫
♫今晚我仍可以在 iPod 上慢慢欣賞♫
♫現今所有的聯播網都已連結在一起♫
♫一場秀只要兩塊錢,零廣告♫
♫這是所有人都一直想嘗試的做法♫
♫但只有 Steve Jobs 夠帶種♫
♫有人說年輕的一代不再看電視♫
♫只掛在網路上♫
♫但那不屬實,他們錯了♫
♫我們只是習慣了最長兩分鐘的片子♫
♫Hey♫
♫我上了 YouTube♫
♫我上了 YouTube♫
 
 
現在,女士先生們,讓我們向「美國攝錄產業協會」致敬,RIAA!
 
♫年輕人,你孤獨地上著網♫
♫接著,年輕人,你下載了一首歌♫
♫但,笨蛋,你竟將歌複製到 iPod♫
♫隨後你接到電話說♫
♫你已經遭到 R-I-A-A 起訴♫
♫R-I-A-A 把你毀了♫
♫他們的律師團說你犯法♫
♫但只是告誡你不要再犯♫
♫不知道自己在幹嘛的 R-I-A-A♫
♫司法在 R-I-A-A 變得如此無知♫
♫你剽竊了樂團的創作♫
♫更學會了偷竊♫
♫但你不能如此為所欲為♫
♫CD 銷售量年年下滑♫
♫他們其實不貪心,只是很擔心♫
♫當然,如果生意快做不下去了♫
♫因為我們下載所有的音樂♫
♫Yeah,R-I-A-A 會很不爽♫
♫R-I-A-A 不再出版膠片♫
♫他們的做法實在可笑♫
♫程度無人能及♫
♫讓所有的顧客入監♫
♫誰會是 R-I-A-A 的下一個目標?♫
♫還有什麼會惹火 R-I-A-A ?♫
♫也許是吹口哨?♫
♫也許哼歌?♫
♫或是在歌中嘲諷他們?♫
 

以下為系統擷取之英文原文

About this talk

New York Times tech columnist David Pogue performs a satirical mini-medley about iTunes and the downloading wars, borrowing a few notes from Sonny and Cher and the Village People.

About David Pogue

David Pogue is the personal technology columnist for the New York Times and an Emmy Award-winning tech correspondent for CBS News. He's also one of the world's bestselling how-to authors, with… Full bio and more links

Transcript

Ladies and gentlemen: The history of music and television on the Internet in three minutes. A TED medley. A TEDley.

♫ It's nine o' clock on a Saturday ♫

♫ The record store's closed for the night ♫

♫ So I fire up the old iTunes music store ♫

♫ And soon I am feeling all right ♫

♫ I know Steve Jobs can find me a melody ♫

♫ With one-dollar pricing that rocks ♫

♫ I can type in the track and get album names back ♫

♫ While still in my PJs and socks ♫

♫ Sell us a song, you're the music man ♫

♫ My iPod's still got 10 gigs to go ♫

♫ Yes, we might prefer more compatibility ♫

♫ But Steve likes to run the whole show ♫

♫ I heard Desperate Housewives was great last night ♫

♫ But I had a bad piece of cod ♫

♫ As I threw up my meal, I thought, "It's no big deal" ♫

♫ I'll watch it tonight on my pod ♫

♫ And now all of the networks are joining in ♫

♫ Two bucks a show without ads ♫

♫ It's a business those guys always wanted to try ♫

♫ But only Steve Jobs had the nads ♫

♫ They say we're young, don't watch TV ♫

♫ They say the Internet is all we see ♫

♫ But that's not true; they've got it wrong ♫

♫ See, all our shows are just two minutes long ♫

♫ Hey ♫

♫ I got YouTube ♫

♫ I got YouTube ♫

And now, ladies and gentlemen ... a tribute to the Recording Industry Association of America, the RIAA!

♫ Young man, you were surfin' along ♫

♫ And then, young man, you downloaded a song ♫

♫ And then, dumb man, copied it to your pod ♫

♫ Then a phone call came to tell you ... ♫

♫ You've just been sued by the R-I-A-A ♫

♫ You've just been screwed by the R-I-A-A ♫

♫ Their attorneys say you committed a crime ♫

♫ And there'd better not be a next time -- ♫

♫ They've lost their minds at the R-I-A-A ♫

♫ Justice is blind at the R-I-A-A ♫

♫ You're depriving the bands ♫

♫ You are learning to steal ♫

♫ You can't do whatever you feel ♫

♫ CD sales have dropped every year ♫

♫ They're not greedy, they're just quaking with fear ♫

♫ Yes indeedy, what if their end is near ♫

♫ And we download all their music ♫

♫ Yeah, that would piss of the R-I-A-A ♫

♫ No plastic discs from the R-I-A-A ♫

♫ What a way to make friends ♫

♫ It's a plan that can't fail ♫

♫ All your customers off to jail ♫

♫ Who'll be next for the R-I-A-A? ♫

♫ What else is vexing the R-I-A-A? ♫

♫ Maybe whistling a tune? ♫

♫ Maybe humming a song? ♫

♫ Maybe mocking them in a song? ♫


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